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Post by enforcer on Sept 3, 2008 21:16:33 GMT -5
* Right after the Mayhem card has been told to the roster, we hear a thundering knock on the door of RWC Co-Owner The Great 1's office.
Co-Owner The Great 1: Come in.
* In walks the WAA Xtreme Champion The Secret Enforcer, with his agent Benjamin South as well as his head prostitute Laura Blaze & his black ghetto bitch Pinky.
The Secret Enforcer: So you let the cunt run the show & then instead of a handicapped match I get stuck with a retarded referee as my partner? Then she makes my first title defense vs. a punk green rookie who's done JACK to deserve it when it took me SIX fucking months to get a title? What in the hell did I do to deserve to be punished in the first place?
* The Great 1 gets ready to react either to the question or to what Enforcer just called his wife Alexis.
The Secret Enforcer: You proved you couldn't run Pandemonium which is why the council decided to end the show after only TWO weeks running it. But unlike you I live up to my word as I stated that if I lost the handicapped match that I was going to vacate the Xtreme championship rather then give Aiden Kahn a shot he did not deserve & go after his new butt buddy Anthony Phoenix's title. So here's the title...
* Enforcer throws the Xtreme championship on the table.
The Secret Enforcer: Now give me the faggot & his little title.
* To be continued, hopefully first by Aiden Kahn, but then by either Great 1 &/or Phoenix if he wants to join the fun.
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 4, 2008 0:31:59 GMT -5
Anthony walks in and rolls his eyes at Enforcer.
AP: So it appears that Enforcer doesn't really want any damn title and just wants to make a joke of being a damn wrestler. TG, how in the hell can you let this fool here make a mockery of being champion? Do you really want that idiot representing the WAA as National Champion. So, what's next...if he gets pissed off again he'll drop the National Title and go for the World title? What the fuck is that all about? I think Enforcer needs to be chastised about what he's doing...I was stripped of a title because of that same thing and yet he gets to run around and allowed to drop a title because he can? Hell no...as a matter of fact he should be made to defend his title and only be allowed to face anyone else till he loses that title because if he's allowed to do that then I since I'm now in the position to challenge then I...Challenge...YOU!!! As I see a merger match between the International Champion and the National Champion would make for better ratings than a match between the Xtreme Wrestling Machine and Mr. Crybaby.
Anthony waits for either the damn idiot or TG to answer.
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Post by enforcer on Sept 4, 2008 0:54:10 GMT -5
* Enforcer smiles.
The Secret Enforcer: You lost & were stripped of MANY titles due to you being a bitch so which one are you talking about?
* Enforcer moves on.
The Secret Enforcer: I've beat you, fairly, which is why I deserve a shot at your title if I wish too. I'm a crybaby when I rightfully get screwed but you hiding from Daredevil when you were World champion & during your last International title reign it being over 2 months in-between title reigns makes you any better then me? I NEVER said I cared about this or any title as I joined the tournament for two reasons. I've said them a couple times so if your not smart enough to have gotten them by now fuck you. YOU got your way by sucking Great 1's cock by getting to claim you kicked my ass on Pandemonium so now, IF he does claim he's a fair Co-Owner, it should be MY turn to get what I want. And if you need those to suck your cock well it won't be me, as unlike Phoenix I'm a real man, but I'm sure I have two mouths in the room ready to make you happy even more then Phoenix in the oral arena.
* Enforcer points at Laura & Pinky as we wait for others responses, even though I'll state AGAIN for those that can't read it was Aiden Kahn who was suppossed to answer first then I was open to ANY body else's getting involved.
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 4, 2008 1:16:28 GMT -5
* To be continued, hopefully first by Aiden Kahn, but then by either Great 1 &/or Phoenix if he wants to join the fun. OOC: Unless I'm mistaken hopefully means just that. It wasn't a definite and since it did involve me and my title I thought I should chime in before it got way out of hand and something was decided before I got my views in. AP: Since it's been the norm of not giving damn about titles around here...so here's this. How about taking damn number asshole? He turns towards TGO. AP: Did you hear that? He said he doesn't care about title around here so why in fuck is the council rewarding assholes like that? As yeah I underestimated him before because he wasn't really much more than damn footnote hell he's even admitted that and now suddenly he's a bigshot just by virtue of beating me? I say bullshit...if you see who he's faced he's faced nobody's till he faced me and and it was a close damn match as it took two damn chokeslams to beat me count them two so it wasn't such a cake walk but I'm not going to walk from a damn challenge unlike Enforcer over there... Anthony turns towards Enforcer again. AP: So, I've been wondering what's the Secret that you are carrying? Is is the fact that you really can't get anyone to pay attention to you sexual or otherwise unless you threaten them as that's all I've seen you do? As honestly all I've heard come out of you for the past week or so is all this cock talk...are you trying to send a message with that? Instead of talking about my private live how about you try defending that title you have?As just because you are two slot above don't prove shit to me or possibly anyone else as you have yet to defend that title. But yet we are treated with more of same damn bull shit. How about going out and defending that title and then maybe then all your little bitch sessions might have some teeth. Because to be perfectly honest though I did duck out on Daredevil and I don't show it much...Daredevil has more respect from everyone in the RWC including me than you ever will so even if you do gain another title how long will we expect you to be that said champion till someone pisses you off again and we are treated to another tirade? Anthony pauses and lets other people to answer as he knows Enforcer won't resist to shoot back another pointless comeback line. As if he's trying to impress anyone in the room he's way off. |
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Post by enforcer on Sept 4, 2008 4:28:00 GMT -5
Enforcer: I don't need respect as I can give two shits about who you do or don't. Nor anybody else in this rat infested shit hole as I am here because it amuses me. Unlike you who seems to need a Ego boost every few weeks before you get emo & start thinking about suicide because somebody doesn't like you.
* Enforcer is truely annoyed at the little one.
Enforcer: You know how I've never beaten anybody else of importance. Umm Patricia, who was in the Semi-Main Event of Radicalmania this year & who also has defeated you & myself in the past not to mention the person YOUR friend picked over you for a World title shot this week is one of the two I beat to win this title. What did you do for Mania II? Oh yes you were busy facing a pussy even bigger then you that when he couldn't beat you he ran away back to whatever small backyard promotion Great 1 found him in. I could be a God here if I wanted too but I'd rather play with my women & handle personal business as it comes to Josh Martin & Christopher Taylor. I don't need a title to make me feel important like you do as I am a real man who can't have his man hood taken away at any given moment because somebody say's or does something mean to me. My "secret" you shit breath is that just when you think you have me figured out I can still do something unexpected & that brings whatever show I'm on ratings. Ratings equal money to this num nuts & the old guy who kicked your ass at Mania unlike you who everybody knows what to expect. You'll come in, talk about how many titles you've won or be all soap opera like with your newest boyfriend, try to find a tag team partner because if your alone you can NEVER take care of yourself for more then a month without going into a deep depresssion. Then your team is good for a few months until the fact that your a pussy & are a over all waste of space is realized by your partners so they leave your ass. Karl Kahn, Maverick, Chris Toxic & now Great 1 have proven that all you are is a broken record. The only reason they cared about kissing & pleading with X to let you have your "demands" is because they didn't want the fucking title you hold vacant as from what I've been told you used to be a great positive in this or any promotion you stepped into but now all you are is a tragedy waiting to happen. On the other hand I give them everything that they want of me. I'm crazy but not a proven killer like Big T. I have bitches with me which drives pre teen boys crazy, because if you forget your suppossed to like pussy, which gives me points. And then I have taken out the trash in this promotion which was my job & I did so because it brought me joy getting to be as harsh & brutal on them without a worry about being suspended or fined. If I'm a footnote then go talk to the guy who preceeded me in this job in Christopher Taylor as he was the orginial jobber killer & he spent most of his damn career like that but, just like me, he has a victory over Mr. "Grand Slam" dual Hall of Famer Anthony Phoenix. So if I or he sucks then all it makes you is somebody who got lucky as I may of used two chokeslams but that's only because I was too bored to finish you off 5 minutes earlier with my finisher. Decided the people at home had to wait til a PPV to see me Pimp Slap you like that bitch that you are.
* Enforcer on a bit of a tear, as his girls are rubbing his back to keep him from decking Phoenix right now.
The Secret Enforcer: Now, before I have to go call another man that your afraid of in Karl Kahn since he's suppossed to be in charge of security in this place, I'd take my leave & go play with your title for the last week or so that you'll hold it.
* To be continued by anybody under the sun I guess since the reason for this has already been ruined so we'll play it the way Phoenix wants.
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