As the opening cords of 50 Cent's mix tape hit, "Baby Get On Your Knee's", plays a rainbow of lights go to the entrance way as if your in a club. As he comes out you see that he has Laura Blaze, Nikki Griffin & Amy Orton-Leblanc on leashes that he is bringing out to the ring as the crowd starts to boo him as the song starts. "Baby if you get on your knee's, put me in your mouth & suck me off you know I got you." This repeats afew times as he has a smile on his face. As the first chorus starts he walks down to the ring with the women only wearing a red g-string thong & matching red pasties which is the only thing covering their nipples as their faces seem distant as if they are totally being controlled by The Secret Enforcer.
Lyza Cayden: The following Handicap match is scheduled for one fall and it is tonight’s Main Event. Introducing first being accompanied by Laura Blaze, Nikki Griffin & Amy Orton-Leblanc, from Amsterdam, Netherland, weighing in at 300lbs, he is the WAA Xtreme Champion, THE SECRET ENFORCER!!!
He takes his time so you can hear the full sexual song from the G-Unit as when we get to the end of the near 5 minute song he's walked the girls up the ring steps & is now in the ring as the crowd continues to boo him wildy as the music fades & he's prepared to wrestle as he hands his Al Capone style hat to Laura with his pimp cane being held by Nikki.
The arena lights go a bluish hue as the beginning rif of "Prayer" by Disturbed begins to play. As the theme continues Phoenix walks out in black hooded waistcoat with silver lining and his blue and black wrestling shorts shining in the bluish hue. Anthony stands with his head down as he holds his hands in a prayer like pose with his index and middle fingers held up like a gun and the rest laced together. The lights in the arena change as the song starts in earnest with flashing reds, oranges, and yellows making the arena look like it’s on fire as Phoenix holds his arms out in an arrogant pose…fireballs emit from the stage. He walks in time to the music as he makes his way to the ring.
Lyza Cayden: Introducing one of his opponent, from Scottsdale, Arizona, weighing in at 212lbs, he is the WAA National Champion, ANTHONY PHOENIX!!!
Anthony stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks up; he raises his arms again as if he’s giving homage to some unknown god. He then enters the ring and heads for the right turnbuckle nearest the announce table and holds his arms out in the same arrogant pose as at the entrance ramp. When he does so a shower of golden pyro is emitted from the ceiling making it look like it’s raining down on him. He jumps down from the turnbuckle and stands in the middle of the ring holding his hands together in a prayer like pose with his index and middle fingers held up like a gun and the rest laced together holding his head down as the song ends.
The lights in the arena dim down to theater lighting.
"The following superstar has been rated 'X' for Xtreme Violence, Xtreme Language, and Xtreme Attitude. Parental discretion is advised."
"Pain, without love,
Pain, I can't get enough,
Pain, I like it rough,
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all,"
"You're sick of feeling numb,
You're not the only one,
I'll take you by the hand,
And I'll show you a world that you can understand,
This life is filled with hurt,
When happiness doesn't work,
Trust me and take my hand,
When the lights go out you will understand,"
The lights in the arena go out, nothing can be seen, a lone spotlight shines down on the stage, standing there is Aiden Kahn, wearing a white mink coat with a hood pulled over his head. His head slightly bowed down, he stands there with his arms outstretched and his fists clenched. Aiden then pulls the hood back and falls to his knees, stretching his arms out again, the lights come back on and strobe in orange and white, gold pyrotechnics go off on either side of him.
"Pain, without love,
Pain, I can't get enough,
Pain, I like it rough,
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all,
Pain, without love,
Pain, I can't get enough,
Pain, I like it rough,
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all,"
Aiden gets back to his feet and starts walking down the entrance ramp, he has a smile on his face as he verbally interacts with the fans on his way down. As he walks his mink coat opens slightly and Aiden begins showing off his physique. Aiden rolls into the ring and starts to walk around, interacting with the fans again.
"Anger and agony,
Are better than misery,
Trust me I've got a plan,
When the lights go off you will understand,"
"Pain, without love,
Pain, I can't get enough,
Pain, I like it rough,
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all,
Pain, without love,
Pain, I can't get enough,
Pain, I like it rough,
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing,
Rather feel pain,"
Aiden then stops in the center of the ring, he takes the coat off and throws it out into the crowd for them to fight over.
Lyza Cayden: And his partner, from parts unknown, weighing in at 235lbs, AIDEN KAHN!!!
"I know (I know I know I know I know),
That you're wounded,
You know (You know you know you know you know),
That I'm here to save you,
You know (You know you know you know you know),
I'm always here for you,
I know (I know I know I know I know),
That you'll thank me later,"
Aiden then falls to his knees in the center of the ring with his arms outstretched. As the final lyrics play on gold sparks fall from the roof and into the ring all around
Aiden.
"Pain, without love,
Pain, can't get enough,
Pain, I like it rough,
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all,
Pain, without love,
Pain, I can't get enough,
Pain, I like it rough,
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all,
Pain, without love,
Pain, I can't get enough,
Pain, I like it rough,
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all,
Rather feel pain than nothing at all,
Rather feel pain."
Aiden walks over to Lyza and grabs the microphone from her.
Aiden Kahn: Thanks hunny, you can leave now. Before we start this match I have some great news for you Enforcer. Phoenix and I were doing some thinking together before this match and we thought why not let you have a partner? So we went to Alexis and asked her if you could have a partner. She said it’s fine and we found you the perfect partner. So if David Murphy can please come out here that’d be appreciated.
David Murphy walks down the ramp confused.
Aiden Kahn: David you are now the referee for our match. That means Craig Simpson get in your corner with your partner for tonight. That’s right tonight it will now be Aiden Kahn and Anthony Phoenix, Definition Xtreme Vs The Secret Enforcer and Craig Simpson.
Katie Miller: Can you believe this?
Robin Hensey: I guess it’s time for Simpson to prove his will here in RWC.
Katie Miller: I don’t think he’s ever wrestled in his life, how is he going to be ready for this?
Robin Hensey: Looks like we’ll have to huh.
Main Event – Handicap (Tag Team) Match where if The Secret Enforcer wins, he gets to choose his opponent to defend his title next against.
Anthony Phoenix & Aiden Kahn Vs The Secret Enforcer (& Craig Simpson)The bell rings.
All four men stand in the ring momentarily, eyeing one another in a fashion that all competitors do before Kahn and Enforcer make their way to their respective corners. With these two men beginning the match up, they both circle one another before meeting in the center of the ring with a collar-elbow tie up. As Enforcer attempts a take down Kahn immediately tosses him into a side headlock. But Enforcer suddenly thrusts him forward into the ropes. Kahn bounces back and totally misses an attempted clothesline from Enforcer before he hits the opposite ropes and takes Enforcer down with one of his own. Enforcer hits the canvas hard but immediately regains his ground by bouncing to his feet and nailing Kahn with an armbar takedown. But Kahn too bounces back unscathed and the two slow down, now circling the ring against one another again.
Katie Miller: And things are intense already as Kahn and Enforcer size one another up, looking for an opening. These are probably two of the best wrestlers on Pandemonium.
Robin Hensey: I’m going to have to agree with you on that one.
Kahn suddenly runs across the ring and flattens Enforcer with a lariat. No sooner than Enforcer goes down is Kahn right on him, dragging him to his feet and tossing him into the corner with no effort at all. Once again Kahn runs at Enforcer full speed, raises his leg and slams his huge boot right into the chest of Enforcer, knocking all the wind from his body. Kahn then grabs hold of Enforcer and tosses him into a rear naked choke that soon migrates into a rear naked choke suplex. Enforcer falls to the ground and, although this is the perfect opportunity, Kahn does not attempt to pin him and instead opts to lay boot after boot to Enforcer’s fallen body. He then lifts him up once again and FLOORS him with an impressive standing one arm sideslam! Kahn then rolls Enforcer onto his bag and goes for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
Enforcer kicks out!
Katie Miller: Kahn on a roll as of right now. Enforcer on the receiving end of a slight ass-kicking early on.
Kahn hauls Enforcer up to his feet, eyeing his clinically before shooting him off against the ropes with a heavy whip. At the same time, Kahn runs off against the other ropes, arm out preparing for a monstrous clothesline! As Enforcer hits the ropes however, he ducts under Kahn and stands there with his arm up in the air waiting for the Chokeslam! Kahn quickly turns around and gets hit with the chokeslam!
Robin Hensey: Enforcer hit Kahn with the Chokeslam!
Katie Miller: This could be over.
Robin Hensey: It could be but I think that took a bit out of Enforcer as he is down also.
Both Kahn and Enforcer laying in the center of the ring, Kahn looks to his partner who eagerly stands on the ropes, awaiting his tag. Kahn slowly begins making his way to his feet with his eyes trained on Phoenix, the tension between the two partners filling the air. Enforcer too slowly begins making his way to his feet. Phoenix reaches out to Kahn, pleading for a tag as Kahn just stares at him. It looks as though he is about to make it just as Enforcer sneaks up behind him and nails Kahn with a vertical suplex, catching him completely off guard! He then follows up with three Amigos-style spin-and-lift and then ANOTHER vertical suplex! Then an entire crowd roars to life at the spectacular moves just before Enforcer hits yet another spin and lift, this time following up with a stalling suplex!
Katie Miller: Enforcer with the Triplexes! The fans are absolutely loving this!!!
Immediately, Enforcer goes for the pin!
ONE…
TWO…
TH…Kahn kicks out!
Robin Hensey: Kahn kicked out real close to the three count. That was almost the match right there!
Katie Miller: But he saved it!
With both Enforcer and Kahn lay on the mat once again, both men almost equally de-energized from the move that Enforcer has just performed. But both men, ever resilient, began to stir at the same time, sliding over to the edge of the ring and grabbing onto the ropes to begin puling themselves to their feet. And as they do so, the two of them make it up at about the same time and Kahn suddenly surprises Enforcer with a huge forearm to the face, followed by a release overhead choke suplex! This gives him the opportunity to finally make his way over to his partner! He quickly tags Phoenix in and Phoenix rushes into the ring. Capitalizing on Enforcer’s current state Phoenix immediately bounces off the second rope and lands across him with a lionsault, going straight into a pin!
ONE…
TWO…
THRE…NO! Enforcer kicks out at the last possible second!
Katie Miller: And Enforcer now with a close call of his own!
Robin Hensey: Damn, this ain’t over yet?!
A fully energized Phoenix pulls with Enforcer dazed, Phoenix takes this moment to capitalize, running off towards the ropes, leaping on them and rebounding to try to score a springboard dropkick. As Phoenix lifts off however, Enforcer catches on and manages to step to the side at the last second, reaching his arms out to snare the surprised Phoenix in mid-flight! Phoenix has a split second in mid-catch to register shock, then Enforcer suddenly runs forward, spins and brings Phoenix down with a crushing spinebuster!
Robin Hensey: WHOA!
Katie Miller: Enforcer’s been pretty much fending for himself tonight! His partner doesn’t seem to bothered by it either!
Robin Hensey: Considering he’s not even a wrestler I don’t think Enforcer wants to take the chance of our weakest referee to blow this opportunity for him.
Phoenix squirms around just a bit after the surprise attack from Enforcer. But even though his move made great impact it is Enforcer who is coming to the end of his rope. He begins to slide himself to his corner as Simpson watches on. Phoenix has dragged himself to the ropes and begins pulling himself up just as Enforcer makes it to his corner. At last, Enforcer makes the tag and Simpson flies into the ring. With Phoenix now back on his feet Simpson runs at him with a clotheslines that Phoenix quickly dodges. But as soon as Simpson pivots back towards him Phoenix nails him with a hard superkick straight to the jaw! But as the freshest man in the match Simpson is up rather quickly. He maneuvers around Phoenix and lifts him up, bringing him back down with an atomic drop before flattening him with a German Suplex. After taking a moment to gloat at the move Simpson then yanks Phoenix to his feet and throws him into the corner. Simpson makes his way over to it and rips the covering from the turnbuckle. He slaps Phoenix hard across the chest with a knife edge chop and grabs him by the head, attempting to hit his face against the exposed metal but Phoenix resists. Phoenix then catches Simpson in the ribcage with his elbow and spins around to fire at him with a few chops of his own. Simpson then nails Phoenix once again before knocking his head back with a European uppercut. He then lifts Phoenix to the air and begins to go for what looks like a sidewalk slam before Phoenix reverses with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Phoenix goes for the pin!
ONE…
TWO…Simpson kicks out!
Robin Hensey: Wow, I never knew Simpson had it in him to be so explosive.
Katie Miller: He’s been quite impressive actually so far, I wouldn’t mind seeing him defeat this team of Aiden Kahn and Anthony Phoenix.
Phoenix rolls off of Simpson and hangs back, allowing Simpson to begin making his way back to his feet. Quickly, As Phoenix comes to his own Simpson nails him in the face with a closed fist. In true Simpson form, he goes at Phoenix with repeated jab combinations that Phoenix just can’t seem to shake. When Phoenix finally gets bold enough to run at him Simpson then sends him over the top rope with a backbody drop, but Phoenix’s agility allows him to land on the apron! As Simpson turns around Phoenix goes for a forearm to the face but Simpson blocks his shots, grabs him by the back of the neck, and flips him back over the top rope and into the ring! Phoenix manages to roll away from him and performs a drop toe hold, causing Simpson to fall face first into the turnbuckle. Phoenix then leaps to his feet and goes for the top rope, but as soon as he gets airborn Simpson catches him right out of the air and nails him with an RKO!
Katie Miller: Phoenix just got hit with an RKO!
Robin Hensey: I guess this guy has picked up a few moves while refereeing some matches. Maybe that’s why he’s not a very liked referee, he doesn’t pay attention enough.
Woozy from his face hitting the metal of the turnbuckle, Simpson stumbles back a bit. As he does so, Kahn reaches into the ring and drags Phoenix towards him, using the opportunity to tag himself in. Simpson attempts to shake off the obvious hurt he is experiencing and tries to get past the blurred vision. He then swings at Kahn who ducks his clothesline attempt. Kahn then capitalizes on Simpson’s weak moment and swings behind him. Seeing the danger in the ring as Kahn lifts Simpson onto his back, Enforcer runs inside but Phoenix is there to meet him with a spear knocking him out of the ring! Kahn then whips Simpson across the ring, hitting the AKO onto Simpson and goes for the pin!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
The bell rings.
"Pain” by Three Days Grace plays.
Lyza Cayden: Here are your winners, ANTHONY PHOENIX AND AIDEN KAHN, DEFINITION XTREME!!!
Katie Miller: This is just embarrassing for Craig Simpson and The Secret Enforcer.
Robin Hensey: They are just trying to have fun with these guys.
Katie Miller: Craig Simpson is not even a wrestler, he should of never been in this match.
Robin Hensey: Well he was thanks to our commissioner.
Katie Miller: I don’t know what Alexis was thinking but I know she’s going to have a great match next week with her and her best friend in a one-on-one match, winner takes all match for the WAA World Heavyweight & Women’s Championships.
Robin Hensey: I can’t wait until next week to see that match.
Katie Miller: We’ll see you all next week on Pandemonium.
The screen fades away to a close.
