Post by Dan Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 5:19:04 GMT -5
* Coming onto the screen you see a taste of what you will experience during this HBO time slot.
* Then you hear Marilyn Manson's "The Fight Song" play as this is the "Radical Remix"
"Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Fight, fight, fight, fight!"
* While this is going you see fans from throughout the world with their fists raised & RWC t-shirts on as they want to see real Professional Wrestling & they want it now.
" And when we were good,
You just closed your eyes.
So when we are bad,
We'll scar your minds."
* You see a picture of a monkey doing the "See No Evil", "Hear No Evil", gestures with his hands as then we go to see clips from the RWC as you see from the brutal Buried Alive match between Freddy The Unknown & Elijah Pyror at the Bitter Ends Pay Per View.
"Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Fight, fight, fight, fight!"
* Clips of what may go down as the best feud of year 1 of RWC is shown from Anthony Phoenix & Cameron Hayden as you see how many important matches from the Cruiser-X Cup Tournament to the titles for titles Main Event at RWC Revolution to the singles matches for the RWC International Championship as we end with the handshake the two had after their "Final Encounter" Match at RWC Radicalmania.
" You'll never grow up to be a big-rock-star-celebrated-victim-of-your-fame.
They'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons
And say that death was on sale today."
* Now clips of the BWF vs. RWC fued takes shape as we see first the, at the time, acting owner of the RWC Stephen Murdock making Lil' Knoxville the BWF North American Champion & claiming a new BWF World Heavyweight Champion will be crowned in the future. You see wins from team BWF like Lil' Knoxville & Anthony Phoenix defeating Johnny Magnum & Jack Solomon as well as clips from New Years Nightmare that shows The Great 1 defeating Cameron Hayden for the RWC International Championship & Mely Poo defeating Spirit Storm for the RWC World Women's Heavyweight Championship. Then we see the RWC 1 Year Anniversary Supershow where Team RWC broke the back of the short lived invasion as David Arnold, Ryan Storm & the returning for one night only Lily Adams defeated Lil' Knoxville, Anthony Phoenix & Patricia in a 6-Person Tag Team Elimination match that also had The Great 1 at ringside for team BWF.
" And when we were good,
You just closed your eyes.
So when we are bad,
We'll scar your minds."
* Clips of David Arnold's great start for 2008 are shown as you see in the last Mayhem he defeated the, at the time, RWC International Champion Cameron Hayden in the Main Event in a Non-Title match as then at New Year's Nightmare he defeated Freddy The Unknown in the Semi-Main Event in an HarKore Rules match. Then you see his historic run in the 2nd Annual Gwen Memorial 1 Night Tournament as he defeated former RWC 2-Time World Champion Gwen Rose in the opening round, then the always tough Violet St. Claire in the 2nd round & ending the night with a win over another former RWC World Champion as well as the woman who won the tournament last year in Viper to become the 2008 Gwen Aruajo Memorial 1 Night Tournament Winner.
" Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Fight, fight, fight, fight!"
* As the chorus just repeats you see first the shocking return of Daredevil on Monday Night Mayhem where he tasered Viper & ended up costing The HarKore Warriors & Gwen Rose a 6-Person tag team match. Then the week later you see, with help of Dave Adams & brass knuckles, Daredevil & Cameron Hayden defeating Viper & Gwen Rose for the RWC World Heavyweight Tag Team Championship titles. Then the week after you see the end of the Gwen Rose vs. Daredevil match which saw the stunning return of Rage who joined up with the stable now known as Project TRIDENT (which eventually became a new reincarnation of The FAN Party) as we see the Do or Die Pay Per View in the event simply known as Hell on Earth II where the RWC World Heavyweight Tag Team Championship titles were fought for with as much heart & determination as ANY singles championship ever has in the RWC as Project GENOCIDE went to war with The HarKore Warriors where, with help from Dave Adams, once again all of the important battles have gone in the victory column of The FAN Party.
* As we come into what appears to be the second home for the RWC due to how many times we've been here in our year & a half history the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada goes crazy as the pyro's come a blaze. For the first time in months the cameras of HBO scan the crowd to see if any groovy signs are out there as here are some that make t.v.
" Arcan stole my Fruit Loops!"
" Real Men Respect Legends Like Weapon-X!"
" Daredevil Don't Leave Us!"
" I'll Turn You Straight Anthony!"
" Patricia Will You Please Make A Sex Tape With Me!"
" Cameron 4 President of China!"
" Kyle Evers Is Wrestling!"
* As we come into more pyro's & the "Radical" girls doing a salacious routine as we come into our announce team known as Brad Armstrong & Sinnomon.
"Voice of the RWC" Sinnomon: Welcome to another exciting edition of RWC Monday Night Mayhem as tonight we don't just have two Pay Per View level championship title matches BUT two other matches that are worthy of a PPV card in Kyle Evers vs. Arcan as well as Viper vs. Violet St. Claire. I'm the "Voice of the RWC" Sinnomon as my partner is a man who used to be the manager of our RWC International Champion Anthony Phoenix in Brad Armstrong.
Brad Armstrong: Yes that is I, member of the legendary Armstrong family, as I hear that a certain somebody wants her spot back but she isn't going to because I have the 2nd most important man in the RWC on my side.
Sinnomon: Daredevil doesn't like you.
Brad Armstrong: No I meant Phoenix.
Sinnomon: Oh yeah of course I meant that well we'll talk about that mega match made for Radicalmania II later on tonight but we're actually going to start off the show with a match tonight as a man who has bounced around more then Dude McSweetpants ping pong balls is Brett Unknown since his return to the RWC. Last week it was the most important match of his career as this week he takes on a newcomer to the RWC in the masked Malice Riddick.
* As we go down to the ring you see RWC junior referee John Coxx ready inside the ring as our ring announcer Tyler Smith prepares to talk & stuff.
Tyler Smith: This is the Opening Match up for Radical Wrestling Cartel's Monday Night Mayhem!!!
* The crowd cheers a bit as it has the neutral Brett facing the evil Malice.
Tyler Smith: This match has standard rules in effect, 1 fall to a finish & a 15-minute time limit. Coming to the ring first, making his RWC debut, weighting in at 195lbs & hailing from the Treatment Advocacy Center this is Malice Riddick!!!!
* "People = Shit" by Slipknot plays, as since this is airing on HBO curses are not bleeped as a demon reddish glow comes over the entire arena.
Sinnomon: This guy seems scary so far.
Brad Armstrong: So did Big T but both Phoenix & the old man X have beat him in the recent past.
* Malice is masked & from the mask appears to be from Japan as he comes out to the ring. It's as if he's stalking the ring in how he walks down to the ring which has never been seen before here in the RWC.
Sinnomon: The body looks familiar but I just can't place it as maybe this is a former RWC superstar making a new start here?
Brad Armstrong: Maybe David Arnold is so embarrassed that he couldn't find work after his temper tantrum before Bloodbath so he's come back wearing a mask.
Sinnomon: No it's not Arnold as he doesn't have any of the scars Arnold would have from his wars with Weapon-X & others from his past.
* Malice slides into th ring & rams his head into the mat as if to tell it that it doesn't control him as even our referee John Coxx doesn't know how to treat him to search him like a referee is suppossed to do before any match.
Tyler Smith: And his opponent, representing Critical Impact, he is weighting in at 207lbs & is at number 13 in the "Lethal 15" rankings this week with a singles record of 1-1-1 as this is "The Rave" Brett Unknown!!!!!
* As Marilyn Manson's "Mobscene" plays over the PA sounding system the arena darkness and bright yellow and green lights come on in a drama/play stage form shinning on the stage as Brett Unknown emerges from the back and onto the stage. The crowd begins to let out in boo's but of course, there is the occasionally cheers for Brett by a few of his fans, which is heard more this week both due to his teams stellar performance last week as well as Brett's facing of a evil man this week in Malice.
* Brett Looks over the crowd and shakes his head in disgust. He then strikes a signature F*** You arm gesture to the crowd while extending his index an d pinky finger to show the devil horns sign which turns the crowd back to mostly against him.
* He ignores (or so pretends to) the crowd. He walks by the fans with his arm's up, as if he is telling them not to touch him. As he walks he gets to the ring. He looks at the ring. And then continues to walk, he passes around the ring and only stops to talk argue with a fan. A small threat is heard from the fan as Brett walks away waving his fingers and yells "owwww, scary punk".
* Brett loooks at the crowd again and then spits off to the side. Some of the fan's start to stand up getting ready for somthing. Unknown doesnt seem to really bother with it. Brett then hops onto the ring apron and dust his feet off on the ring apron before he steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring with a small walking spin as if he expects to be showered with cheers or something. But to his displeasure he is not, in fact he is showered in toilet paper! As the crowd commences in TP'ing/toilet papering Brett. In just seconds the ring is covered as the fans are laughing and high fiving each other. Brett starts to "freak out" as he is grabbing toilet paper and ripping it up and throwing toilet paper on him off of himself. John Coxx is quickly working to clear the ring of it before the match. And Brett starts grabbing toilet paper rolls that are flying at him and throws them back at the crowd screaming "f*** off!". Divinity within starts to fade out as John, for the second time, continues to clear the ring as Brett rest in the corner with a dirty and pissed off look on his face as you see Malice has not moved a inch even though he was also hit by the toilet paper as he has his eyes locked on Brett as he moves his head side ways in almost a confused look.
Opening Singles Match: Malice Riddick vs. Brett Unknown
Ring!!!!!!! Ring!!!!!!!! Ring!!!!!!!!!!
* As the ring is now cleared you see that a few of the fans have been caught this week & are being escorted out of the building, as throwing things into the ring is against the rules as it could injure the superstars or staff, as Brett waves bye to the fans as the fans are yelling back for Brett to go "Fuck Off!"
Sinnomon: Why does Brett harrass the fans like that as it's clear if he kept himself under control that they wouldn't throw toilet paper into the ring.
Brad Armstrong: RWC's superstars are allowed to showcase their personal freedom in any way they like as long as it doesn't break the law. Brett has done nothing wrong as it's these immature fans who don't leave him along.
Sinnomon: Come on he had many of them cheering him for the great match he & Johnny had last week in the Main Event, in a match that Johnny conned his team into by the way, but that all went away when Brett did his usual antics.
* Brett has been harrassing fans for now 5 minutes & Malice hasn't moved a inch to attack him from behind. Brett finally remembers he has a match going on as he turns around to look at the evil glare of Malice. Brett is timid as he goes up to Malice which now Malice backs up 1 step. Malice comes forward looking for a deadly heart punch but Brett executes the first part of a fireman's carry which he follows into his finisher the modified swinging neckbreaker which he calls Critical Influence. Bret goes into the pin cover.
John: 1
John: 2
John: 3!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyler Smith: Your winner, via pinfall at a time of 6 minutes & 20 seconds, Brett Unknown!!!!
* Marilyn Manson's "Mobscene" plays yet again as Brett is now 2-0 in singles action since returning to the RWC.
Sinnomon: Well the very odd debut of Malice didn't go so well as if he wasn't in a trance he could of taken out Brett for the 5 minutes Brett was jaw jacking with the fans.
Brad Armstrong: But once Brett remembered he had a match he ended it just as quickly as he did with Sub Zero which is all that matters.
Sinnomon: He can't make a mistake like that though if he was in the ring with a higher level of talent as we'll see who he gets matched up with at Revolution this Sunday.
* As we go to the backstage area we see RWC Vice-President Kyle Evers, who is just arriving in his office as he still has his street clothes on, as he does not look in the best of moods. As we see the door close we notice that a woman that, in the past, has claimed that Kyle Evers was in jail & that he was a murderer is watching him as the eyes of Viper are watching Kyle Evers as we fade out to a commercial.