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RWC ‘Radically Speaking’ Magazine
The Post Bitter Ends Edition
(January 2008)
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RWC Presents: New Year’s Nightmare 2008
January 27, 2008
The Times Union Center @ Albany, New York
Live on Pay Per View
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RWC Champions[/center]
RWC World Champion: Daredevil
RWC International Champion: Cameron Hayden
RWC Harkore Champion: Freddy ‘The Unknown’
RWC World Tag Team Champions: Project GENOCIDE (Cameron Hayden & Daredevil)
RWC Women’s Champion: Spirit Storm
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RWC 2007 Year-End Awards
[/b]RWC 2007 Year-End Awards
(As voted by the RWC fans.)
Most Underrated:
David Arnold
Most Overrated:
Big T, The Secret Enforcer, Rage
(3-Way Tie)
Who To Watch In 2008:
Spirit Storm
Feud of the Year:
Cameron Hayden vs. Anthony Phoenix
Most Impacting/Memorable Moment:
Anthony Phoenix stripped of the RWC World Championship.
Pay-Per-View Event of the Year:
RWC Radicalmania
Champion(s) of the Year:
Cameron Hayden
Female of the Year:
Gwen Rose
Rookie of the Year:
Elijah Pryor
Tag Team of the Year:
Project GENOCIDE & The FAN Party
(2-Way Tie)
Superstar of the Year:
Cameron Hayden
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RWC End of 2007 Rankings[/center]
1) Cameron Hayden
2) Gwen Rose
3) Viper
4) Anthony Phoenix
5) Chris Titan
6) Kyle Evers
7) Rage
8) Daredevil
9) Sub-Zero
10) Weapon X
11) Johnny Insane
12) Elijah Pryor
13) David Arnold
14) Ashley Danyell
15) Stephen Murdock/Xtreme Steve
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RWC News Bulletin
[/u]RWC News Bulletin
1 - Apparently, Weapon X is not seeking Big T. A letter has been confirmed to have been given to Stephen Murdock by Big T’s daughter. Stephen Murdock has confirmed that he did get the note and that indeed it is Big T’s handwriting. He said it matches the signature used on Big T’s RWC contract. Where has Weapon X gone, if not to get Big T?
2 - RWC’s second weekly show, Pandemonium, is being put on hiatus for the time being. Exact return date is unknown.
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RWC Rumor Mill
1 - Rumor has it that a group of unknown superstars had a celebration after Bitter Ends and a brawl broke out that resulted in Lisa, manager of Freddy ‘The Unknown’, being put in a coma.
2 - Rumor has it that Stephen Murdock is in talks with a big name about an appearance at the One Year Anniversary Supershow. Rumor has it that person could be from the ‘Old Country‘.
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RWC Touring Schedule: January 2008
Mayhem
January 7, 2008
RWC One Year Anniversary Supershow
January 15, 2007
Mayhem
January 21, 2008
RWC Presents: New Year’s Nightmare
January 27, 2008
The Times Union Center @ Albany, New York
(Live on Pay Per View)
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RWC Fan Mail
Project GENOCIDE
Mr. Daredevil and Mr. Hayden
Congratulations on currently being the most dominating team in RWC. The World, International and Tag Team Champions, sweet work there. What I wanted to know is Stephen Murdock basically said that it was him who gave you the chance to achieve these great accomplishments, that true? Or you guys just entertaining him for a laugh?
Sincerely,
N.Ema
(P.S. Is Rage ever coming back?)
Cameron Hayden’s Response:
All shall be revealed eventually. Rage will be back some time soon, just you wait and see.
Daredevil’s Response:
Project GENOCIDE is always several steps ahead of everyone, Stephen Murdock included. More and more will be revealed and cleared up in the near future. The return of Rage, plus more! But you gotta stay tuned to find out what that could mean.
Stephen Murdock
Dear Stephen Murdock. Why did you decide to back Project GENOCIDE?
-Bob
Stephen Murdock’s Response:
Dear Bob,
Why did I, the soon to be Owner of RWC, back the team of Hayden and Daredevil? Well the question is why not? Project GENOCIDE has one goal in mind, and that is to save the RWC... That's what I want to do. Project GENOCIDE has what it takes to keep the roster in order, and by God, if anything, that is the type of team I want to help ME run the Radical Wrestling Cartel.
Get a job you bum,
Stephen Murdock
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Interview with the Messiah[/u]
(Written by Joey Samson)
Greetings to all the fans out there I'm Joey Samson, and today we have a surprise for all of you guys. Last night at Bitter Ends we all watched as Project TRIDENT not only kept the International Title but captured the RWC World Heavyweight Title however that wasn't the big story of the evening.
For the past couple weeks a man who we all know too well in Kyle Evers has been supporting the group, and has even been in attendance at the past couple shows including Bitter Ends. If you haven't been paying attention to the guy he's been calling for a revolution and even went as far as to say that someone is coming to save the RWC and its fans from themselves. Well in his most recent "rant" he made it clear that the last piece of the puzzle would fall into place at Bitter Ends. Well while no one is certain about it... I think it is safe to assume that the self-proclaimed Messiah made good on the promise.
After the main event came to a close his well documented friends in Cameron Hayden and Daredevil waved toward the crowd and sure enough Evers, who had been in the front row, jumps over the steel guardrail and rolls into the ring to celebrate with Project TRIDENT. So the question on everyone's mind is rather simple... is Kyle Evers back in the RWC and is he the newest member of Project TRIDENT?
Well earlier today I got to sit down with the highly outspoken Messiah and talk about all that went down at Bitter Ends among other things.
Joey Samson: Ok first I'd like to thank you for once again taking time out of your day to do this.
Kyle Evers: *laughs* Other than plan out the biggest fucking party the world has ever seen I really didn't have much going on so I think I should be thanking you guys. Although I'm a little disappointed that I don't see my good friend Brad anywhere.
Joey Samson: Well he originally was supposed to take care of this but the moment your name came up I believe he said something along the lines of "Oh hell no. I'd rather be fired than spend another second with him."
Kyle Evers: *sighs* I told him he didn't need my help to look like a fool. Although you'd think by now that the guy could take a fucking joke.
Joey Samson: Honestly you did go a little overboard on the guy.
Kyle Evers: Doesn't mean he shouldn't be able to take a joke. But screw that ape-faced moron. Lets get the show on the road.
A Savior Amongst Us?[/b]
Joey Samson: Ok a few days before Bitter Ends you essentially promised that the final piece of the puzzle would fall into place at the PPV. By chance would that have anything to do with you standing in the ring with Project TRIDENT?
Kyle Evers: Joey I'm not even employed by the company so no that had nothing to do with all of which I'd had spoken of.
Joey Samson: So what was the final piece of the puzzle then?
Kyle Evers: That's for all of you people to figure out. I mean do you really want everything to be handed out on a silver platter? Where is the fun in that Joey?
Joey Samson: You make a valid point I guess. Still have any idea when this guy will finally show himself to the world?
Kyle Evers: In due time Joey, in due time. However I can say you won't have to wait much longer.
Joey Samson: Think you could give an actual date?
Kyle Evers: Nope... like I said I can't give you everything on a silver platter. Just follow the bread crumbs that have been left and you'll know when the time of revolution will finally arrive.
Lashing Out[/b]
Joey Samson: Now you've been pretty outspoken against a few RWC stars, two in particular being Weapon X and Viper.
Kyle Evers: Those two "love birds" yeah I guess you could say I've gone after them with a vengeance.
Joey Samson: Would you like to explain why you've done so?
Kyle Evers: In Viper's case well that's another story for a different day however in the case of X... really the guy is a bum yet the people drool over him. Makes no fucking sense to me personally.
Joey Samson: The guy is a legend and the fans are just showing him some respect for what he's done in the business.
Kyle Evers: But why Joey? Why show a guy who's biggest claim to fame is holding the worthless Harkore Title longer than anyone else? That is a division that takes no skill to succeed in. Just hit your opponent in the head with some random object over and over again until you get the three count. You could do that, a one legged retarded midget could do that, hell... anyone off the streets could do that Joey. There is nothing special about being the best in the harkore division. I can see it and now I'm trying to help the less fortunate ones across the planet see the truth as well.
Joey Samson: As I'm sure you're aware you are not the first person who's done this.
Kyle Evers: You'd be talking about my very good friend in Cameron Hayden. Yeah he made the attempt to fix that worthless division but unfortunately the false god came back and regained that stupid crown of his. If I knew who was responsible for causing that injustice I'd personally slap the taste out of their mouth.
Joey Samson: In other words you believe that Cameron was screwed over.
Kyle Evers: Uh.. duh? Cameron was robbed by the system once and they just had too much fun so they did it again. By the way who runs the system in RWC Joey?
Joey Samson: Weapon X.
Kyle Evers: Exactly and who lost their oh so important championship to Cameron?
Joey Samson: Weapon X.
Kyle Evers: Seeing a pattern here Joey?
Joey Samson: I guess.
Kyle Evers: Weapon X can't deal with the fact he just flat out sucks inside that ring so he takes out his frustrations on the real talent. Cameron just was in the right place and the wrong time Joey. Is this the kind of guy who should be in charge of a promotion? Should a man who obviously doesn't understand the first thing when it comes to the business be in charge? Think about it... he wanted The FAN Party to have three matches at one point. He wanted to punish us just because we were better than everyone. What kind of owner puts his wrestlers welfare second to all other matters?
Joey Samson: A bad one I'd imagine.
Kyle Evers: You read my mind Joey. A bad one would do something like that.
Joey Samson: Lately no one has seen or heard from Weapon X.
Kyle Evers: Oh I'm all too aware of that and it only further proves my point. Weapon X is a hack that is slowly dragging down the RWC. He needs to be executed in front of the masses. Down with the reign of X. Put the old fool out of his fucking misery already. Let's put someone who knows a thing or two in charge of the damn ship.
Joey Samson: Of course X wasn't the only person you've gone off on as of late.
Kyle Evers: *laughs* So you've noticed?
Joey Samson: Who wouldn't given the things you've said about both Anthony and Alyssa Phoenix.
Kyle Evers: Ah the Phoenix clan *smiles* how you two make me laugh at times. You know Joey it is shocking that either one ever became a champion here.
Joey Samson: Well I think you might be alone there Kyle.
Kyle Evers: Really? Cause I thought anyone with half a brain could see that the two of them have no talent whatsoever.
Joey Samson: Once again I think you are alone there.
Kyle Evers: Pity... well I guess I'll just have to continue on my mission to help the masses see the light. Although there is the off chance that all the people on planet Earth are just fucking stupid and if that's the case... I think it'd be for the best if I led them off a cliff. You know put 'em out of their misery.
Joey Samson: A bit harsh don't you think?
Kyle Evers: When they have refused to listen to me countless times before... no its exactly what they'd deserve. If they can't see how worthless Anthony and Alyssa Phoenix are they clearly are sitting at the bottom of the totem pole of intelligence and therefore it is my civic duty as a resident of the top of said totem pole to terminated those at the bottom. Does that make sense to you Joey?
Joey Samson: Not really.
Kyle Evers: *sighs* Ok then let me put that into simpler terms. I'm smart, the people are fucking dumb. However there are some who are really fucking dumb and those people don't deserve to exist. So since I'm really smart its my job to remove the really fucking dumb people from existence. Now does it make sense?
Joey Samson: Somewhat I guess.
Kyle Evers: Good enough for me.
The Celebration of a Lifetime[/b]
Joey Samson: Ok since reappearing by near the end of November you've constantly talked about your upcoming birthday.
Kyle Evers: Why yes I have and speaking of which that would be later tonight.
Joey Samson: Right... however you've brought up having invited a few people from the RWC.
Kyle Evers: Yeah what about it? Did it become a fucking crime all of a sudden to do that?
Joey Samson: No but perhaps you'd enlighten us as to whom you've been referring to for all this time.
Kyle Evers: Joey if I need to do that then you haven't been listening to a single word I've said.
Joey Samson: Well you haven't given out names yet Kyle so how is anyone supposed to know.
Kyle Evers: Is it really that difficult Joey? I've invited Project TRIDENT and oddly enough I haven't mentioned anyone else. So try and put two and two together.
Joey Samson: So they were who you had been talking about the entire time.
Kyle Evers: Congrats you actually used that brain up there in your little head. Go ahead and give yourself a pat on the back. You've earned it.
Joey Samson: And I guess that sorta explains the celebration at the end of Bitter Ends then doesn't it?
Kyle Evers: Smarter than Bradley Smith you are. In all seriousness yeah it was just a prequel to what is to come tonight. Project TRIDENT is on top of the damn world and we'll be partying like rock stars while ringing in not only the new year but also the new era of the RWC. All that's left is for the savior to rise up and then nothing will be able to stop the revolution.
Closing Statements[/b]
Joey Samson: Well I think that about wraps it up. Before we go is there anything else you'd like to bring up?
Kyle Evers: How thoughtful of you letting me have the last word... like I'd have it any other way.
Seriously though... people of the internet you WILL continue to buy my merchandise or else I'll force you to play E.T. for the Atari until you die. Just kidding... maybe. Really though continue to show support for the revolution and hell ring in the new year with your role model aka me, Kyle freakin' Evers.
Oh and in case you forgot... vote Hayden in 2008 or bad things will happen to you.
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Editor's Note
Really I don't see what everyone's problem is with Evers. Yeah he's a loudmouth but the guy is hilarious. Don't see what Bradley has against the guy.
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Editor’s Monthly Top Five
Number One
Daredevil
Half of the RWC Tag Team Champions, the new RWC World Champion, self-proclaimed ‘Savior’ of the RWC. As the new RWC World Champion, all eyes will definitely be on him (mine included).
Number Two
Cameron Hayden
Half of the RWC Tag Team Champions, the International Champion, and close call to becoming the World Champion. It will be interesting to see what is next for him.
Number Three
Freddy ‘The Unknown’
The new RWC Harkore Champion. Will it be a solid reign, or will the run be short-lived? Only time can tell.
Number Four
Spirit Storm
The RWC’s new Women’s Champion. Can she make a name for herself and bring the seemingly stale Women’s Division out of its slump?
Number Five
Chris Titan
While he hasn’t yet beaten anyone important, he is undefeated since his return. With Cashville and Damien Kaine down, who is next to go? Can he surpass his streak of 16 wins? Will he finally make a title in the RWC his own?
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