Pandemonium Results 7/5/07

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The scene opens up with a close up of General Manager, Anthony Phoenix on screen. The camera begins to pan back as he starts to talk.

GM Phoenix: Last night you witnessed a spectacle of no other…last night you witnessed what some have said or will say are the greatest superstars in the RWC doing what they do best entertain. We also proved without a shadow of doubt that the RWC superstars know something about the concept we call freedom, without it we wouldn’t be able to enjoy what we as the wrestlers and staff do for you day in and day out.

Well last night was just a taste of what the RWC has to offer for tonight, Pandemonium will showcase…

Phoenix picks up a clipboard from his desk.

GM Phoenix: A return of a HarKore Legend in Q-Ball as he faces Gazza of The Black Parade and the debuts of several new RWC Superstars…you saw him immediately after my match well now you get to see him wrestle as Chris Stevens squares off against Johnny Insane…also Mr. Extreme faces off against Danny Danger…hmm, Extreme Danger now that would…

Phoenix shakes his head and gets back to what he was saying.

GM Phoenix: And in the first match of the evening, the new RWC Superstar Stoney McDowell vs. Travis Kahler. I want to be the first one to dedicate this show to the men and women of the armed forces who with out them we wouldn’t be able to enjoy that said Freedom… Happy Independence Day and I Hope you enjoy the show.

Phoenix’s smiling face holding a waving US flag fades out as the RWC logo flashes for a second Pandemonium’s logo flashes and the theme begins to play.



Listen up, turn it up and rock it out
party on, I wanna hear you scream and shout
this is real, as real as it gets
I came to get down to get some fucking respect
taking it back to hardcore level
you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal
taking it back to hardcore level
you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal.

Go!

The Pandemonium logo flashes again interspersed with head shots of Anthony Phoenix and Alex Williams. The scene changes to vignettes of the Thunder/Prince of Darkness feud that has dominated Pandemonium since its debut and now taken a sinister turn, including the Last Ride Match at Revolution.

Whoa I'll never give in
Whoa I'll never give up
Whoa I'll never give in
And I just wanna be, wanna be loved
Whoa I'll never give in
Whoa I'll never give up
Whoa I'll never give in
And I just wanna be, wanna be loved

Next it shows Chris Toxic and Anthony Phoenix holding up their newly won Tag Team Gold, interspersed with their solid title defense against The Perfect Couple at Mid-Year.

I want domination
I want your submission
I see you're not resisting
To this temptation
I've got one confession
A love deprivation
I've got a jet black heart
It's all fucked up and it's falling apart

The next scene shows a split screen the return of a Legend in Big T chokeslamming his opponent to the mat while on the other side Q-Ball is driving an opponent through a table.

Whoa I'll never give in
Whoa I'll never give up
Whoa I'll never give in
And I just wanna be, wanna be loved
Whoa I'll never give in
Whoa I'll never give up
Whoa I'll never give in
And I just wanna be, wanna be loved

The scene changes to show Chris Legend and his 14 wins. Each flashing rather quickly.

I've got another confession
I fell to temptation
And there is no question
There was some connection
I've got to follow my heart
No matter how far
I've gotta roll the dice
Never look back and never think twice

The final scene shows a run down of all the superstars that have graced Pandemonium doing either their finisher or signature move on someone: Thunder, Pepper, Prince of Darkness, Starr, Chris Toxic, Cameron Hayden, Gwen Rose, Viper, Ashley Danyell, Mr. Extreme, Ryan Storm, Maverick, Karl Kahn, Maddison Kahn, Eago Specialist, Chris Legend…the scene changes faster and faster till finally the last scene we see is of Anthony Phoenix and Alex Williams both in Armani suits standing back to back with arms folded smiling towards the camera.

Whoa I'll never give in
Whoa I'll never give up
Whoa I'll never give in
And I just wanna be, wanna be loved
Whoa I'll never give in
Whoa I'll never give up
Whoa I'll never give in
And I just wanna be, wanna be loved…

Pyro emits from the staging area as the lights go on…the multitude in the seats hold up various signs showing their appreciation of Pandemonium as the camera pans around you hear Brad Armstrong welcome the fans in the arena those watching at home.

Brad Armstrong: Hello and welcome to the flagship of Thursday Night’s…hello and welcome to RWC’s Pandemonium. I’m Brad Armstrong with my partner in crime Joe Stevenson here. General Anthony Phoenix summed it all up when he said that the RWC knows something about freedom.

Joe Stevenson: Ain’t that the truth…I also want to send a shout out to all our brave men and women around the world protecting our freedom.

Brad Armstrong gets up from his announcing chair and enters the ring, microphone in hand.

Brad Armstrong: Ladies and Gentlemen…tonight in honor of Independence Day and our brave men and women fighting to keep us safe and free. So without further ado, let me introduce our special singer for tonight, she will be singing the national anthem…Please welcome our very own RWC Ring announcer and resident songstress…Amy Jackson.

Pandemonium’s opening theme begins to play as Amy makes her way to the ring with thunderous applause. Several cat calls and whistle can be heard from the men and some of the women in the arena. She is helped into the ring by Armstrong and is given the microphone.

Amy Jackson: Thank-you it’s great to be back…

A voice can be heard over the PA system.

Voice: Please rise for the singing of our National Anthem…

Amy Jackson: O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight o’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there; o say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave o’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

Interspersed during Amy’s rendition of the Star Spangle Banner, the cameras show people sing along with the tune…holding their right hands over their hearts. When the song is over everyone in the arena starts to chant USA…USA…USA over and over and give the RWC and Amy a thunderous applause.

Amy Jackson: Thank-you, Thank-you…

The lights grow dim with only a spotlight on Amy standing in the middle ring.

Amy Jackson: Are you ready for some Pandemonium?

The crowd starts to cheer.

Amy Jackson: I can’t hear you…are you ready for some Pandemonium?

The crowd starts to cheer louder. As "Cocky" by Kid Rock begins to play…several in the crowd pull up their signs…some read “Kahler is King”… “The RWC fears The nWx”… “X is a HarKore God”… “Marry me Stacie”… as sparks fly from the sides of the stage. Big Daddy, Travis Kahler comes out, standing in the sparks for a second. As Amy’s voice can be heard over the music.

Amy Jackson: This is the first match of the evening. Coming out first standing at 5’11”, hailing from Versailles, MO…currently at number 15 in the RWC Lethal 15 weighing in at 225 lbs…he is Big Daddy Travis Kahler.

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The sparks begin to dissipate as Travis walks through them. Travis is wearing a sleeveless white shirt, with a red demon on the front. Black leather pants, with the word "Big" in red letters on the right leg, and "Daddy" in blue on the left. Black Leather boots on his feet. Travis walks down the ramp with authority, pausing at the bottom. He raises his arm up, kissing his bicep, before sliding into the ring. Travis turns towards the entrance to face his opponent when he comes out.

Brad Armstrong: Travis has had a rather quick rise and short fall here in the RWC.

Joe Stevenson: It’s rumored that he’s allied himself with some powerful individuals.

Brad Armstrong: Mind tell the world who they are…

Joe Stevenson: That’s all my sources could tell me.

Armstrong looks over at Stevenson and shakes his head as Stevenson smiles back.

The music changes again, as "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi begins to play.

Amy Jackson: And his opponent hailing from Tulsa, Oklahoma…standing 6’6” and weighing in at 285 lbs…he is making his debut here on RWC Pandemonium…Stoney McDowell.

McDowell walks out, with a plug of tobacco in his jaw, and a bull rope in his right hand. Standing next to him is Dustin “Maverick” LeBlanc. McDowell lifts the bull rope above his head, and spits on the ground with a snarl, before proceeding to the ring, followed by LeBlanc.

Brad Armstrong: Well look whose back…Dustin LeBlanc. I thought we would never see him grace the RWC again after he got fired by our very own General Manager, Anthony Phoenix.

Joe Stevenson: Truth be told, LeBlanc went out and got a manager’s license so now he’s McDowell’s manager I think.

Brad Armstrong: Well it looks like McDowell has gone out and gotten himself a very good manager, since LeBlanc is a former World Champion and Tag team champion.

Joe Stevenson: And don’t forget he’s also a Hall of Famer with General Manager Anthony Phoenix…

McDowell enters the ring followed by LeBlanc as McDowell walks right up to Kahler for a stare down with LeBlanc standing behind him. Kahler moves a bit over and stares at the entrance ramp as suddenly James Kilconey, cowboy hat and all walks out. He stands at the entrance and holds his hat up in appreciation.

Brad Armstrong: Oh lord…look whose here now…

Joe Stevenson: Only fair since Stoney there brought his back-up.

Kilconey walks down the ramp and enters the ring. He brushes past LeBlanc and McDowell and stands behind Kahler.

Amy Jackson: Your referee for this match is Aaron Perez…

As Amy leaves the ring area, referee Perez enters. He walks over to LeBlanc and Kilconey and ushers them out of the ring. Perez then walks over to side of the ring where the time keeper is and asks for the bell to ring.

DING! DING! DING!


Travis Kahler vs. Stoney McDowell

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McDowell and Kahler approach each other; they tie up elbow and collar each jockeying for position till Kahler reaches around with his leg and trips McDowell while using his weight to push him down. Kahler looks down and half smiles and half smirks at McDowell.

Brad Armstrong: It looks like Kahler won this first test of strength as McDowell look like he could piss vinegar.

Stevenson looks at the camera and then looks at Armstrong.

Joe Stevenson: Where did that phrase come from I’ve never heard you say that…

Brad Armstrong: Well I am from the South…

Kahler backs away as McDowell slams the mat and gets up. Several words of encouragement can be heard from both LeBlanc and Kilconey. Both Kahler and McDowell nod to acknowledge they heard the advice. They both go for a collar and elbow again but this McDowell ducks under Kahler and stands behind him. McDowell slaps Kahler on the back of the head, which make Kahler turn.

McDowell is smiling to himself proud of what he’s done. He smiles while holding the back of his head as he reaches out and slaps McDowell, Kahler smirks and slaps McDowell across the face, which elicits a “EWWW” from the crowd. McDowell then hauls off and hits him with his right fist as they begin to trade blows in the middle of ring. The referee attempts to stop them only to get pushed back by both of them.

Brad Armstrong: They better watch it another one of those and the referee might stop this match.

Joe Stevenson: That’s right as it’s a new era of law and order in the RWC as even Co-Owner Weapon X has begun to do the same.

As Kahler is momentarily distracted, McDowell lands a strong Lariat to Kahler’s chest and drops him to the mat. McDowell soon follows with a several elbow drops to Kahler’s chest. After about 5 elbow drops McDowell gets up and taunts the crowd which elicits an unfavorable reaction from the crowd, who to be solidly behind Travic Kahler.

Brad Armstrong: It looks like McDowell isn’t get a good reaction from the RWC faithful.

Joe Stevenson: Well it seems that they’ve adopted Kahler as their hero so of course they aren’t going to cheer for that.

While Kahler is on the mat still, McDowell bounces of the rope nearest the announce table and attempts an atomic leg drop ala Hulk Hogan only to find no one home, Kahler moved at the last minute. The camera pans in on a close up of McDowell’s scrunched up face, showing how much pain he’s in. Kahler then takes this moment to press the advantage as he pushes McDowell down and drops several elbow drops of his own on McDowell. After each one the crowd cheers louder and lounder.

Brad Armstrong: I swear this crowd is really fickle…McDowell does these elbow drops and gets booed while Kalher does the same and gets cheered.

Joe Stevenson: Like I said previously it seems that they’ve adopted Kahler as their hero so of course they aren’t going to cheer for that.

Brad Armstrong: I know, I know you don’t have to be broken record.

Joe Stevenson: I’m only stating the obvious…

Brad Armstrong: Yeah…yeah…yeah, let’s get back to the action.

On the last elbow drop Kahler raises his arm and kisses his bicep and drops the elbow on McDowell again, covering McDowell. As the referee gets into position for a three count, Kahler quickly gets off McDowell and performs some push-ups to the delight of the crowd. Kahler then gets up and poses for the crowd. While Kahler is posing McDowell reaches up and grabs Kahler into a school boy roll up cover, while holding onto the pants. The announcers get into the action.

Joe Stevenson: Hey ref…are you blind he’s holding onto the Kahler’s pants.

Aaron Perez: 1…2…

Kahler kicks out at two and half

Brad Armstrong: See Kahler kicked out everything is well again.

Joe Stevenson: But he shouldn’t have been in this predicament if the referee had been paying attention.

Brad Armstrong: Whatever…

Kahler immediately gets up and just gesturing that McDowell had a hold of his pants as McDowell pleads the opposite. Kahler then turns his attention to McDowell again when it seems he is not getting anywhere with the Perez. Kahler reaches for McDowell’s arm and pulls him into an Irish Whip. McDowell bounces off the far ring rope and comes flying back towards Kahler who hits McDowell with a strong clothesline. Kahler looks down on a prone McDowell and signals that playtime is over as he calls for his finisher… The Seventh Sign, his version of the Jackhammer. Kahler picks McDowell up and places his head under his arm, LeBlanc notices this and attempts to distract Kahler who drops McDowell and approaches LeBlanc to have some words.

While this is going on McDowell notices that his bullrope/cowbell had been place near the other ring post away from the action. McDowell gets up and grabs the bullrope ready to hit Kahler while LeBlanc has the referee distracted. Kahler turns around to just barely have time to duck which causes McDowell to swing and miss. This action lands McDowell facing the other direction away from Kahler opening him up for a belly to back suplex. McDowell lands with a loud thud to the mat making him release the weapon. The referee admonishes LeBlanc and turns towards the action as Kahler backs up beaconing McDowell to get up.

Brad Armstrong: It looks like Kahler is readying for the Passport.

Joe Stevenson: Yeah and if he connects this will send McDowell somewhere into next week.

McDowell is struggling to his feet as LeBlanc is yelling for him to stay down. McDowell does not hear this as when he gets to his feet he is met with a large shoulder to the gut simultaneously knocking him down and knocking the wind out of him. Kahler waists no time and goes for the cover. The referee gets into position.

Aaron Perez: 1...2…

LeBlanc is trying to get McDowell to kick out to no avail as the referee’s hand comes down for the last time for the three.

Aaron Perez: 3.

Kahler sets up on his knees as he realizes that he’s won. "Cocky" by Kid Rock begins to play as the referee holds up Kahler’s hand. Amy announces the winner.

Amy: You’re winner at the 5 minute mark…Big Daddy, Travis Kahler.

Kilconey enters the ring and holds up Kahler’s other hand as they fade out to show Anthony Phoenix sitting in his office looking very upset. He grabs his clipboard as he storms out of the office as the scene fades out.

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Pandemonium returns with a shot of the entrance way as "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage begins to play. A mix of boos and cheers are heard in the arena while the camera catches Anthony Phoenix walking out hold the clipboard. He holds the board up asking for his theme to end.

Anthony Phoenix: For those of you waiting to see Mr. Extreme vs. Danny Danger...that match will not be happening tonight. Both Extreme and Danger never made it to the arena and RWC was not notified as their where abouts, therefore I was forced to cancel the match.

The crowd begins to boo even lounder. Phoenix holds his clip board up again to get the crowds attention.

Anthony Phoenix: Also do to their no show...they are both here by and forwith FIRED!!!!

The camera pans into a close up of Phoenix's face when he says the word fired. His face looks like he is throughly enjoy's firing people.

Brad Armstrong: OHMAWGAWD...not two more firings, it looks like Phoenix is on a roll...first the Perfect Couple and now Mr. Extreme and Danny Danger. I'm beginning to wonder if our jobs are safe as well.

Joe Stevenson: I don't know let's just focus on doing our jobs and let the chips fall where they may.

Phoenix flashes his patented grin and smiles to the crowd.

Anthony Phoenix: I understand that some of you may not like this but it's for the betterment of the RWC...thank-you and enjoy the rest of the show.

Pandemonium fades out to black as the camera catches Phoenix taking in the booing.

[Dan Sullivan]

* Coming into view after General Manager Phoenix leaves is the Co-Owner of the RWC Alex Williams who has a note on his desk.




Co-Owner Alex Williams: I have just received a memo from my partner, Co-Owner Weapon-X, who stated that Mr. Extreme has told him that he was going to be gone to Thailand for a couple of weeks & he did this before the 48 hour rule SO he is not fired & now on the inactive list. Danny Danger IS fired though as we have no clue where he is.

[Dan Sullivan]

Spoilers for rest of show





Q-Ball defeats Gazza in the HarKore Rules Semi-Main Event match that saw both Travis & Prince get involved with each other to show that they are looking forward to the tag team tournie that both teams are involved in on future Pandemonioums.







In the Main Event Johhny Insane defeats Chris Steven's via a roll up pinfall where the special referee Anthony Phoenix DID NOT SEE that Insane was grapping the tights which is a illegal move.



This was a VERY CLOSE back & forth match which showed that Chris Stevens has improved since we last saw him in the old country but that Insane, once again, used under handed tactics to get the win just like he did vs. Travis Kahler a few weeks back.




After the match Stevens tries to explain to General Manager Phoenix about the illegal tight pulling but Phoenix blows him off thinking Steven's is just bitching as Phoenix thinks he did a great job as a ref.